Older & Bolder

As you go through life and get older,

You’ll find yourself wiser and bolder.

So, if you have that chance

To do the horizontal dance…

When you’re finished, just lie there and hold her!

 

Family Values

Mary was born in the Bahamas

Where at night they don’t even wear pajamas.

She found out one day

That her mother was gay,

So she was raised with no Dad, just two Mommas!